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A Welcome and Primer
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Joani Reese |
almost 3 years ago by Kitty Boots |
| "I know what you're thinking -- why suck DONKEY DICKS on MTV™?? Why THERE??" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| "Leroy." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| "Well, I'm Dick CHENEY, after all — I don't suck DONKEY *DICKS*, or anything!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| Norman Mailer once wrote a book about Marilyn Monroe ... |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| "Let's go to Costco™, Mabel. They got them pickle jars. Only $5 each!!!" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| After you see "Don't Worry, Darling," you can Google the scene where Florence Pugh gets fucked by some guy in some other movie, and jerk off to it, and it feels real good!!! |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| Joyce Carol Oates isn't even blonde. She doesn't know what she's talking about. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| I'm gonna make a Marilyn Monroe movie. |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| "Stacey's STUPID-" |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
| "President Obama, a robot constructed from Lincoln Log™ toys, and a one-legged frog all walk into a bar." |
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Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
almost 2 years ago by Smiley McGrouchpants, Jr-Esq-III |
