J.D. Salinger's Toilet Put Up For Auction

by Jerry Ratch




A dealer put J.D. Salinger's toilet up for auction

it was called the Fanny and Gooey auction

the bidding went wild and is still going on

poor J.D.'s head is still shaking underground


But, and this is a big but,

who wouldn't want to take a crap

on that puppy? It would be like

taking the crap of a lifetime


Everybody will be talking about it

on campuses across the country

“Hey! You'll never guess who's toilet

I bought. I'm not shitting you!”


Is it see-through? Is it Glass?

Holy cow, they can see my ass!