by Jerry Ratch
A dealer put J.D. Salinger's toilet up for auction
it was called the Fanny and Gooey auction
the bidding went wild and is still going on
poor J.D.'s head is still shaking underground
But, and this is a big but,
who wouldn't want to take a crap
on that puppy? It would be like
taking the crap of a lifetime
Everybody will be talking about it
on campuses across the country
“Hey! You'll never guess who's toilet
I bought. I'm not shitting you!”
Is it see-through? Is it Glass?
Holy cow, they can see my ass!
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You can't hear, but I'm groaning like I'm constipated.
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oh
dear
jerry can ya hear me!
Good one.
that's art, baby. Capital-A Art.
Thank you so much!