Instructions for Assembly

Please be advised to have at least 2 persons to assemble this unit 

Although it could take close to a dozen 

Always include at least 2 kibitzers 

Another 2 or 3 standing around sipping vodka martinis 

Be sure to have enough olives to go around 

And be sure to hire 1 agent from IKEA just to be sure you have 1 know-it-all in the crowd 

So that you will be sure to hear the heartening words 

“I told you so”