lime shed
by Rene Foran
if i could
i would build a lime shed
filled with useful nonsense
and bungee cords
because, fuck yeah
bungee cords
upon entering
you would be directed
to the southwest corner
met by the eye and
greeted warmly
with a double pump
wonderful, wonderful
handshake
from there
you'd be asked to remove
all doubt
ignorance
and blue eyeshadow
placing them gently
but firmly
directly
into a galvanized bucket
where they would be hoisted
by a series of pulleys
into the loins
of a morbidly obese
televangelist
for purely fun,
humane, scientific,
old time religious
experimentation
if i could
could i trouble you
for a moment of your crime?
if I could sign you up
delightful!
if not now
some other time
Rene ~ 2013
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I'm in love with parts of this, most particularly the last stanza.
"asked to remove
all doubt
ignorance
and blue eye shadow"
Yea, verily. *
"could i trouble you
for a moment of your crime?
if I could sign you up
delightful!
if not now
some other time"
Really like this.
4th stanza: oh, yeah. Imaginative piece, good word-play. *
Nice work. Enjoyed the read, Rene.
i enjoyed this. signed up by the second stanza *