The mouth is peculiar and so are the shoes. He drinks bourbon straight up during the dog days. Everyone else at the bar drinks gin and tonic, cold beer. They play the juke box. They play pool. Getting ready to sing karaoke. Everybody knows everybody. But OCD man sits, alone, white lace up sneakers, scrolling through his hand held. The sweat on his neck pools around his gold chains. He's trying to talk to a woman sitting next to him, but it's her birthday, and he isn't having much luck. He has to come up with a different plan.
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She wasn't expecting much when he kissed her outside the bar, in the shadow of the Brooklyn Queens Expressway. She knew her friends were watching because he's OCD man. He washes his hands every fifteen minutes. He performs like a wind-up toy. Knows the square root of any number. All the stats on the Yankees and the Mets. Makes money as a realtor but plays in a rock and roll band. So when he leaned over and said--
Time for your birthday kiss
--She was just drunk enough to say yes. And follow him out the door. Expected nothing, but a laugh. Maybe a story to tell the next day. But he really knew how to move his peculiar mouth and his peculiar tongue. She felt it in the roots of her hair, in her nipples, his hands wrapped around her waist, then her neck. Jesus Christ OCD man knows how to kiss a woman. And she kissed him back.
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Inspired by a night out on the town.
dang
sizzle-sizzle
hahahha,thank you JB
Sweet :) Ya just never know.
thanks Carol!
If OCD man is a perfectionist, then of course he knows how to move his tongue.
and thank goodness for that!
I love everything about this story. The imagery is fantastic. I'm obsessed with quirky, OCD-suffering characters. Thanks for sharing. :)
The sharp phrasings win me over. Nothing wasted. The imagery pops.
"They play the juke box. They play pool. Getting ready to sing karaoke. Everybody knows everybody. But OCD man sits, alone, white lace up sneakers, scrolling through his hand held."
The form is just right. I like. *
Fave, Lillian. To me, there is a cadence to this story. It works and works and works.
"She wasn't expecting much when he kissed her outside the bar, in the shadow of the Brooklyn Queens Expressway." People often speak of the BQE as an "aphrodisiac".
Yes, there's OCD in the cadence. I'm glad he kissed well.*
I like the short sharp sentences in this, and I like the way it turns out to be something we did not expect. Thanks for the nice surprise in my reading tonight!
It's the attention to detail.
Yes. I said yes.
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Can't wait for the sequel: "OCD Woman." *
super!*
Damn. The secret is out.
This was so much fun! *
It never occurred to me. I think I may apply my own OCDs to something useful yet. *
Oh yeah. I was just listening to Junot Diaz talk about filing empty spaces. OCD Man is definitely one of those spaces, and you’ve filled it nicely. So nicely
everyone, thanks so much!!!
terrific job!
Oh yeah, this really works.
Jesus Christ OCD man knows how to kiss a woman. And she kissed him back.
Love that ending. It hits just right. *
"She felt it in the roots of her hair, in her nipples"
Jesus Christ Lillian Ann Slugocki knows how to write.
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