My Tongue

Yes! Wonderful.

Now this piece could get you the ruler! Love it.

Before I saw your Author’s Note, I was going to comment, “how Lydia Davis of you”! Ha ha. I’ve been there with that infatuation.

But this two-liner is great! Ms. Davis couldn’t have done it any better.

You're right. I tried it. It ain't easy.

Loved how this can be read a number of different ways! Figuratively and literally.

Thanks everyone! Cherise - I like that it can be taken different ways as well. Nicole - I try not to get close enough where a ruler can be used!

Yes, I get it - laughed out loud. Def fav!

tee hee :0). Actually, I tried watching my tongue once. I couldn't see it for the life of me. It was too firmly pressed in-cheek. Okay, lame pun. Seriously, clever little piece.

Touche!

great! I would come back to read this again and again, but I think I'm just gonna remember this one easily and frequently and laugh when I do.

great!*