No Good Hubcaps - song

 

I got no good hubcaps 

My van is up on bricks 

It's held together with duct tape 

And a couple of crummy sticks 

 

I caught the guy who did this 

And tied him to a tree 

I kicked him in the windpipe 

And kicked him in the knee

 

I'm a man without a hubcap 

A man without a truck 

I ran it in a ditch 

I ran right out of luck 

 

You can take me to my graveside 

And try to throw me in 

But I'll climb right up the other 

And run away and hide 

 

Cause I'm just not ready 

To lay me down and die 

So take this suit right off me 

And untie my tie 

 

Put me in my van now

Right in the driver's seat

Tie me in with rope and dope

And feed me something sweet

 

I'm a man without a hubcap 

A man without a truck 

I ran it in a ditch 

I ran right out of luck 

 

You can take me to my graveside 

And try to throw me in 

But I'll climb right up the other side

And run away and hide