More Bands Than You Can Shake a Stick At
by Jerry Ratch
Bands:
Free Blankie
My First Dustbuster
Sledge Hammer
Glove Compartment
Hot Weather Lady
Cattle Prod and the Punks
The Cowpokes
Poker
Two Fingers In
Occupy This
Tidy Up
Goal Keeper and The Kneecaps
Leslie Sweet And The Kitchen Sink
Apple Pie and the Picket Fence
Rare Giraffes
Otherwise
Bicycle Mechanics
Hey Dude
Bonfire of the Bathroom Vanities
Her Majesty Hairdo
Pink Hair Curlers
Human Toe Curlers
Elastic Piglet
Little Buggers
Cuckold
Evidence
Further Evidence
Ever Wonder?
One Song Wonders
One Time Wonder
The Nerds
The Godfeather
Dress Barn Orgasm
Super Tuesday
Chilly Willy
Mo Ditty
This Just In
LuiLui and the Breaking News
Fixed Income
RuBarb
Survivor Stories
FedUp and the Shipping News
Area 51 and the Great Danes
Bon Appetite
3 Good Hubcaps
Codgermobile
Plan B
Church Close By
Collected Ransom Notes
Old Quinoa
And Then There Was Chocolate
Crows On the Roof
Flummoxed
Bad Day
Motorcycle Michael and the Harley Chicks
To-Do List
Full Time Job
Men's Chair
Rocks Ann
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If I had a band, I would name it "Chugging Puppies."
It's unfair that only musicians get band names.
I'd love to hear this read aloud.
You forgot -
Stormin a Teacup
and
The Wheezing Geezers
- feel free to add