He Sure Can Play Piano with Those Giant Lobster Hands

 

He sure can play piano

With those giant lobster hands

In his ratty raccoon coat

And his old black cowboy hat

 

His boots of Spanish leather

And face like sultry weather

His raspy croaking voice

Picking out the words so choice

 

They really do express

What was hidden deep

Inside his mind and limbs

That made the women weep

 

Yeah, he sure can play piano

With those giant lobster hands

Running up and down the scales

Up and down the scales like a witness