by Jerry Ratch
“You look so … distinguished.
My!” she said.
She meant: old.
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Ha!
Damned euphemisms. *
ouch. *
I am most distinguished now.
Good!
(Don't think you really need the second line. Maybe it could be a "Couplet, Sort Of")
Better you than me. *
Ha!
Damned euphemisms. *
ouch. *
I am most distinguished now.
Good!
(Don't think you really need the second line. Maybe it could be a "Couplet, Sort Of")
Better you than me. *