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Get a Hold of God, Will You?


by Jerry Ratch


 

 

 

 

 

Get a hold of God, will you?

I have seen a lot

 

I saw

a Great Dane

licking the dew off

an orange bird of

paradise

 

Get a hold of God

and tell him that

Get a hold of God

and give him a piece of

my mind

I have a lot to say

 

Humor is only slightly overrated

I teach nothing

and preach less

There's a whole lot of Bogascity

out there

Total Bogascity!

 

Also NPR really stands for

National Puppet Radio

if you must know

 

Don't tell me I'm beautiful

It's better to beg for forgiveness

than to ask for permission

They tell me

you'll miss your destiny

if you are shy

 

I've got

adventure ass

I've got okay

snake

I've got

monkeys climbing

everywhere

I've got a trigger

without a hair

and I once wrote a song called

 “Hail To the Chef!”

 

Get thee to Goose Bump City

You'll live a long life

there

 

Tell God to come on down

to the used car lot of life

and take a look

He may be just as

surprised as we are

 

Get a hold of God

because you've got to

Because if not you

then who?

 

 

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