BACK IN THE USSUSSUSSR
by Jerry Ratch
It was on the Fake News today, Oh boy
They built a bridge from Siberia to Alaska
Called the Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Instead of a wall
And Putin came riding bareback on a pink unicorn
Into the White House and renamed it
The White Horse, then built a Shirt Barn
Off the West Wing
And Trump flew on his helicopter to the Kremlin
And now we all belong to the Yuge country
Infamously known as the
USSUSSUSSR
You don't know
How lucky you are
Boys
Back in the USSUSSUSSR
Get back in the car, boys
Take out your nuclear toys
Don't try to make too much noise
To drown out the newsboys
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Author's Note
new song, fake news
Hard to pronounce, tho, without ignoramuses thinking you're a damned Commie s-s-s-stutterer.
Ha!
I like...gotta go play the Beatles...
Much here to like and smile about. If only the reality behind it weren't so dire!
"Get back in the car, boys
Take out your nuclear toys
Don't try to make too much noise"
Hey, Bill. Good to hear from you again.