Secret Lives of Cell Phones

Si, oui, ja, da, and YES!

...and all conversations migrating instantly to a database deep underground in a highly classified location near the Yangtze River. *

Detest the damn things.

Thank you, Ed, Matt, and Kitty.

I believe you're right.

True.

Thank you, Rachna.
Thank you, Steve.

Gary, I got a much needed chuckle from this. Speaking of the rise of conspiratorial machines ... have you seen "Ex Machina"? I've seen it 3x.

Thanks, Ray. Haven't seen Ex Machina but hope to.

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Thanks, Sam.

exactly *

Thank you, Clark.

I get apps just showing up on my phone, I'm sure they're from goddamn Timbucktu.

Thank you, Larry.

true dat *

Thank you, Brenda.

Siri says you are just being paranoid.

Thank you, Adam.