At the Wedding

by Amanda Deo

I wear a white dress.

I vomit on hers.

I fuck with the band. I yell at them to play Sublime. I skank my ass off. I'm the only one on the dance floor.

I punch her dad; he's a pussy.  His speech lacked integrity. He owns three gas stations.

I thank everyone for coming.

I spit on my sister's dress and try to rub out the throw-up with my underwear.