Our Lord Savior Google
knows the answers
before the questions are posed
give thanks to the Lord
for he shall provide
as long as there is electricity
and a wireless router
the art of asking questions
is near obsolete-
Lord Savior Google shall swoop in
and rescue the clueless
are you a worthy mate
or are you not?
what percentage of your soul
is relentlessly hipster?
Our Lord Savior Google
will lead you down the path
to addiction support groups
and people who fuck horses
Jehovah was a judgmental bastard
in his heyday
and a purveyor of sick jokes
Our Lord Savior Google
answers prayers without prejudice
and leaves the self-hatred up to you
The secret of life is
a stick of butter in the dark
melting at just the thought of it
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Amen
In the beginning was the word
So that's what the secret of life is! Verrry interesting. *
"Answers prayers without prejudice and leaves self-hatred up to you."*
Nice...
Our Lord Savior Google
will lead you down the path
to addiction support groups
and people who fuck horses