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How to Have a Dinner Party


by Peter Erich


One - 

Invite those surviving in your memory. 


Two - 

Too often cubed, serve cheese in large portions as it puts guests into a coma. Oh, and no wine. It is a fat tradition and will give one opinions. 


Three - 

Disagreeable, but we need them - toothpicks are thee acoustic guitars of pre dinner conversation. Accompany a scotch list for the men with ascots. 


Four -

Sherbet is hard cash. 


Five - 

Leave early. Have someone likable tell a grand lie: The event was too simple. You are sorry for leading them on and must insist they fuck themselves. 

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