“I'll be damned,” he said. “I never knew where that was.”
“Oh My God,” she said.
“Now that I know where that is, why don't we get married?”
“Oh, My God.”
“We could buy a little house. Maybe have a kid. Get a dog. You know.”
“It'd be nice.”
“Man!” He raised his active hand to scratch his cheek and her back flattened out. “Does this shit always go on for such a long time for you?”
“Blvvft. I. Whew. Gimme a minute here…my god. Gimme a minute.”
“Sure. I gotta go out and wax the car. Relax. See you in a few. We can take a shower. There's a game on at two.”
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