by John Olson
Mick Jagger and I strolled rue Gabrielle in Montmartre. Our conversation spread from apples to shellfish. We stopped for some oysters. Do you remember a time when books were venerated, I asked? I remember a time, he said, when rock and roll was a fetus in the tank of a motorcycle. Then Eddie Cochran appeared and everything exploded. But what about books? I love books, he said. I dig Apollinaire, man, and Rimbaud and Shelley and Blaise Cendrars. There was a whisper of ice and fire in his voice, as always. And that play by Ionesco, The Bald Soprano. I dig that. Last night I had a dream about the Battle of Agincourt, he confessed. All the armor and corpses and horses lie under a thick blanket of snow. I felt my fingers thaw on an open fire. I wondered how I'd managed to survive. I saw my reflection in a puddle. There was blood all over my face. And a fat man named Ancient Pistol was pulling on my sleeve. But I was alive. I awoke with a craving for pretzels. You know? Like those pretzels they sell in front of the Metropolitian Museum of Art in Manhattan? We continued our walk and entered a dimly lit music store near the Place Pigalle. It's dark in here, I said. It's like being in a cave. There is no darkness like the darkness of a cave, he said. I think that's where it all started. Rock and roll? I asked. No, he said, art. Art comes out of darkness. I felt a hand on my shoulder. John, John, wake up. You were asleep. You slept through Skyfall. What happened? Bond killed the bad guy. England will survive. M died, though. Judi Dench? You're kidding? We got up from our seats. I dreamt we were in Montmartre. You bought a balalaika. Ate oysters. And craved pretzels. Mick groped his way to the end of the aisle, brushing knees, making apologies, grinning broadly as credits rolled. I followed, still groggy, bracing myself for that afternoon light.
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Good one, John. Pulled me straight through (with pleasure).
Always feel like the writing world's a little better for it after I read one of your slices, John.*
Thank you Blan and Joani. I hope you're enjoying your Thanksgiving. There is some truth to this piece, I actually did fall asleep during Skyfall, at the Boeing Imax, with its giant six story high screen and surround sound. I began to lose interest when Bond failed to pass his physical and M came across increasingly as a truly unlikable bureaucrat. Javier Bardem was excellent. Let him be Bond. If Sean Connery could have a Scotch accent, Bardem can have a Spanish accent.
Great journey - "We got up from our seats. I dreamt we were in Montmartre. You bought a balalaika. Ate oysters. And craved pretzels. Mick groped his way to the end of the aisle, brushing knees, making apologies, grinning broadly as credits rolled."
Good piece.
You had me at "Do you remember a time when books were venerated, I asked? I remember a time, he said, when rock and roll was a fetus in the tank of a motorcycle."
Enjoyed this one so much I read it aloud to my ex.
"That's a good little piece of fiction there," he said from the kitchen. The turkey is in the oven.
I know those pretzels.
Great read, John. (Though, sadly, it took me a minute to get that Skyfall was the name of a Bond film. I don't get out much!)
As always, a pleasure to read and marvel.
Wonderful lines, sensual, memorable weird parings of Mick Jagger and oysters, books and rock n'roll. Elegant use of dreaming.
I'm glad I read this.*
In a short piece like this, the opening line carries a lot of weight...and I LOVED your opening. I couldn't read the rest fast enough. *
Glad I finally got to this. Grabbed me and pulled me through...terrific writing.*