Song: Got a Sixth of a Cow In the Freezer
by Jerry Ratch
I got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
That's not meant to be just a teaser
I guess all I'm sayin'
Come on home and you'll be stayin'
‘Cause I got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
Got a rack and a half of ribs
I ain't tellin' you no fibs
Got a flask full of whiskey
Let's go home and get frisky
Got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
I'll be lifting up your skirt
You'll be tearing off my shirt
I'll be checking out your legs
We'll be drinking down the dregs
Got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
And I ain't no geezer either
That's right, that's a sixth of a cow
That's a whole sixth of a cow
That's not a sow, that's a cow
‘Cause, Baby, I'm a rich man now
Yeah, Baby, I'm a rich man now
I got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
That's not meant to be just a teaser
I guess all I'm sayin'
Come on home and you'll be stayin'
‘Cause I got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
Got a rack and a half of ribs
I ain't tellin' you no fibs
Got a flask full of whiskey
Let's go home and get frisky
Got a sixth of a cow in the freezer
That's right, that's a sixth of a cow
That's a whole sixth of a cow
Baby, I'm a rich man now
Yeah, Baby, I'm a rich man now
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Hilarious! I love it! ***
Beef ie wwelth
* really fun -- the rhyme scheme was so similar to triolets that I did a double-take for a second
Jason Aldean could make you a fortune with this. Pitch it to him!
How would I do that?
I have no idea, but he seems to be the hottest thing in country music now. He has to have an agent.
"Got a flask full of whiskey,
Let's go home and get frisky."*
that's a plan.