by Jerry Ratch
That is the question,
not to be or not to be
Life, death, whether to be,
all that is superfluous
in the face of laughter
and how to achieve it
under extraordinary circumstances
like not drinking anymore
I'm afraid not all the alcoholics
are completely anonymous
and I remember them saying
when the economy went south
they were sleeping in their Porsches
Well, those must have been the
good times, because now
no Porsches, no porches,
no patch of weed even
Just how far south
do you have to go nowadays?
I'm not looking for any
penguins for my soup
I heard there was a run
on chow fun
because the ex-alcoholics
will try anything for a laugh
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the ultimate question.
forget religion.
That is the question, along with "Why are my friends so boring when I'm sober?"
fv
I don't know why.
whattaya want, eggs in yer beer?
Eggsactly!