2 Good Hubcaps

 

I got 2 good hubcaps 

I'm feeling kinda low 

Instead of tooling down the highway 

I been going really slow 

 

Don't wanna lose another

I can't afford that now 

Just passed my country store 

And hit my cousin's cow 

 

How come I still keep driving? 

You've given me such pain 

I'm driving in the morning 

I'm driving in the rain 

 

I got 2 good hubcaps 

I'm feeling kinda low 

Instead of tooling down the highway 

I'm going really slow 

 

I used to be a good man 

How did it come to this? 

I gotta pull on over 

Get out and take a piss 

 

Been drinking up a storm now

Been drinking me some brews

Ignoring your advice now

Ignoring all the news

 

But I still got 2 good hubcaps 

Though I'm feeling kinda low 

Was used to tooling down the highway 

Now I'm going really slow 

 

I got 2 good hubcaps 

I thought it was enough

But you look down on me

And treat me kinda rough