Little Tech Puppies In the Artisan Beer Hall

I can smell it, Gary. Smell it. *

Thanks, Chris.

Saw a Budweiser commercial in the gym that was trying to campaign against those "artisan beers". All they need is a robot.*

I want one of those cool lofts.*

Are they all still wearing skin-tight jeans and talking coke-speed? *

Budweiser afraid artisan beers? How charming. Thanks, Amanda.

Are you cool enough for one of our lofts? Thanks, Gary.

I think the tight jeans are still a thing. Red Bull gives them wings which the artisan beer clips a bit. Thanks, Matt.

Have you been to San Francisco without telling me? Techie Hipsters. Urgghhhh. I vomit. And gewgaw. Very stranged I used that in a piece I'm working on, but hadn't read this yet. We're on a wavelength my friend.

Thank you, Steve.

You nailed the hipster. "superchipped gewgaws" Great one.*

Thanks, Daniel.

*, Gary. I think you are onto their cubicle-based, synthetic lives.

Thanks, David.

I think the owners and the venture capitalists drink the blueberry IPA. The kids writing code drink Pabst Blue Ribbon because it's cheaper. Ironically, of course, it used to be red-neck beer--"Red Necks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer" by Johnny Russell.

Every old is new again, but freshly written. Nice.