by strannikov
seriously: let defendants choose their coin,
execute their own calls, make their own coin flips―
attentive referee, no need for a court.
―or assess ability to toss a coin
into circles of chalk, just a one-time toss
or two-out-of-three for some crimes, for some folks.
adjudication by coin toss, what a sport!
let adjudication chambers come equipped
with no more than, say, three or five coins apiece:
while some defendants might prefer rolls of coins,
gold and silver judgments tilt justice's scales.
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I doubt this would ever help me avert jury duty, but still . . .
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Your wry cynicism could win you a night in the scofflaw hoosegow, Gospodin Wanderer.
Bolshoi spasibo, Matvei! I might do well to be extremely careful, in which case: I do hope I've not disclosed professional tradecraft by accident.
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gold and silver judgments tilt justice's scales.
I'll say.*