Mr. Pickle and Mr. Peet

by Steven Gowin

We got a sandwich at Mr. Pickle's, but they cut the sandwich in the plastic. Plastic wrap. I got plastic in my sandwich, so I say don't cut the sandwich that way. My wife already got plastic in her sandwich. Twice. Don't cut sandwiches in plastic.

Pickle's got no coffee, no drinkable coffee. Best coffee is home. Best ever. You drip the cone. Never the same at Peet's. I'm telling you. I'm here, but best is when you make the coffee at home in the cone. You know what I'm saying. You know? Cone for coffee.