Found - Guano
by Steven Gowin
On makeup
My last ex said
mascara's made of
snail ooze and bull semen
That's as gross
as bat guano
He used to
tell me lipstick
was made from ants
He hated it when
I wore blush but that
ex was a dick so... too bad
He's dead now
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Author's Note
I found this in a FaceBook post and only massaged it a bit. I did not write it. Still, somehow, it works for me.
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Love it!
Of course he was a dick. Aren't we all? (I think I know--knew--her.
Quite funny!
Tess Gallagher once stated she - or anyone for that matter - had to be careful what was said around or to Raymond Carver because the statement, point, or basic story would at some point be found in one of Carver's short fictions or poems.
Found poems or marvelous. The lyrics for John Lennon's "Being for the Benefit for Mr. Kite" were found - word for word - on a Circus poster.
Good piece.
I'd like to read this on occasion, like put it up above my computer desk. *
Eureka! You founded it!
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Nice little piece, Steven, even if somewhat borrowed *
Ha!
Indeed.
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I like this...
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Thanks everyone. I appreciate the comments.