Annals of the Naked Rowdies #13
The "Naked Rowdies" third album, "Turkish Bath Delite" did dismally in downloads, so their manager, Kip "Streaker" Kaplan, decided it must be an image problem.
Gone were the sheer codpieces and experimental "birthday suits". Brought in full force were opaque leotards and vats of horse tranquilizer; the only thing that calmed the boys down a little.
It worked for a short time and their next album, "The Hirsute Agenda" became an underdog success with Jesuit Priest and Sikhs throughout the world.
Liam was especially pleased as he had written the chorus to "The Clothed Bottom". But Roddy thought the whole publicity stunt was a sham; he went back to wearing little and ruining the band's new clothing with cans of flesh colored spray paint.
Gone were the sheer codpieces and experimental "birthday suits". Brought in full force were opaque leotards and vats of horse tranquilizer; the only thing that calmed the boys down a little.
It worked for a short time and their next album, "The Hirsute Agenda" became an underdog success with Jesuit Priest and Sikhs throughout the world.
Liam was especially pleased as he had written the chorus to "The Clothed Bottom". But Roddy thought the whole publicity stunt was a sham; he went back to wearing little and ruining the band's new clothing with cans of flesh colored spray paint.
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Another round in the Naked Rowdies saga...unless everyone is completely sick of them!
Other stories by Shelagh Power-Chopra
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Killer. The cans of flesh-colored spray paint is a sublime addition to the memorable images of sheer codpieces(?) and vats of horse tranquilizer. Always a fave in my book.
Way funny! "The Hirsute Agenda" is fantastic, probably the best combination of "hirsute" and another word that exists in the world. Hmmm. Is social media marketing of their tunes in the future of the Rowdies?
Thank you, David! thought it needed just a little tweaking. And thank you, Stephanie, somehow "agenda" just seemed to pop up after hirsute...
The boys will have to write their own blog and of course no one would read it...