Edward Ogle the Ninth

by Peter Erich

Vanilla bean trampoline

Here, try this "dramamine"

Your dreams make hay.

Dad's weird foot cream

An attempt at hygiene

the smell wafts that way.

Homemade canteen

Dividing up a tangerine

You'd get more if you weren't a castaway.

Bigger than a limousine

Hercules eating peas

A bicep bouquet.

Billy Jean's x-ray machine

Wolverine on tambourine

Love gets whittled away.

Ended so quickly

The details are murky

Calculating the exponential decay