Edward Ogle the fourth

by Peter Erich

Charted stars by the dozens 
with a side of frizzle onions 
dawn showers us with glitter. 

Double up on bubble-gum 
chew until all goes numb 
dizzy bat pinch hitter.

Whitesnake coffee break
shake and bake the Great Salt Lake
Here I Go Again on a bender. 

Infinite rattlesnake 
featherbedding wedding cake 
take a shit on Twitter. 

Recreate Watergate 
trained to pontificate 
try our fatal apple fritter. 

Saxophone juxtaposed 
against a fool in Barbie clothes 
and drank from a copper nipper.