Edward Ogle the Fifth

by Peter Erich

Roaming beetles 
knitting needles 
chopstick counter attack.

Brickbat sentences 
hurling appendages 
lip syncing to Outkast.

Bouncing bombs 
tight long-johns 
try to make eye contact.

Meditative llama 
feather boa prima donna 
self-analyzing riot act.

Brain freeze sunbeam 
swimming in vanilla bean 
opposites attract.

Impromptu bathroom 
a real potty tycoon 
shitting in a top hat.

Try finding motivation 
in your own starvation 
you trickle down aristocrat.