Edward Ogle the Andy

by Peter Erich

Concrete coffeecake 
drumbeat gyrate
Andy Rooney ran a meter.

Stray birds pepper flakes 
carbonated salty grapes
Andy Kaufman has gone fetal.

Tasted Mars dusty dinner 
Smoke alarm laser printer
Andy Dick spread eagle.

Zig-Zag zipper teeth 
So much wind that it's heat 
Andy Dwyer as Vin Diesel.

Cellophane anchors 
Light starch on hangers 
Andy Warhol was the easel.