REJECTED
Dear Editor;
Thanks ever so much for your dispatch in rejecting my submission.
The frailty of my ego would not bear a protracted period awaiting the definitive fate of my work.
Sharing insight into your process is comforting to me and knowing that; "many talented writers fail in their initial attempts" provides me with great solace.
Your specific request that I never submit to you again; ever, is cause for puzzlement, yet strangely motivating.
Compliantly yours,
Michael J. Solender
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One of the best--still chuckling beneath my stiff upper lip.
Thx Susan..I'd like to actually send this someday..
You must have gotten a "Jambalaya" letter. I'm so sorry. *
Michael, this is priceless. So cold, so hurtful, so silly.
Christian - No worries mate - fiction! as in Fictionaut!! But I have recv'd some nastys to be sure.
MaryAnne - Glad you saw the silliness here!
Flood the assholes with stories. Better yet with emails advertising this and that. Make it up. Then write a story about that! *
Jack: HAR!!
nice.
hee-hee *
strangely motivating indeed. if I could share this sentiment I would have written War and Peace.
Enjoyed. Nice job.
Funny stuff!