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Still Mo Bands


by Jerry Ratch


Cliffhanger Notes

Sexpot

Bunched Panties

Cereal Killer

Hello Kitty Litter

Canoodle                                                                                                                                

Named

Anonymous Clock

The Lizard of Oz

Luke Warm and the Cold Zippers                                                                           

Megaschnauzer

Truffle-Snuffers

Pork-Pie Hats

Helium Chipmunks

Tender Is the Squid                                                                                                                

Cold Front

Muffin Top

Flying Buttress

Young Vaginas

Diverted Flight

Pizza Night

Ransom Note

Fluke

Great Sex

Hardass

It Takes a Cookie

Then There Was Chocolate

Salt Lick

Morning After

Plan B

Upchuck 

Fortune Cookie

Monkey's Ass

Dumbfounded

Heart Attack

Full Time Job

Bon Appetite

Flummoxed

Fermugulated

Orgasm

To-Do List

Dress Barn

Crop Circle

RuBarb

Drunk Wagon

Indiana Alps

Hair Curlers

Big Toe

Scattin' Island

Puppy Breath

Litter Alley

Spotted Banana

General Crap

Good Kitty

Nice Pussy

Area 51

Bathroom Vanity

Great Dane and the Weimaraners

Fed Up

Harley Chick

Her Majesty Hairdo

Rare Giraffes

Hot Weather Lady

Sledge Hammer

Table Hopping

Bunny Bacon

Stranger Than God

Weak Pockets

Raised Knees

Holy Socks

Seat of the Pants

Pregnant

Petting Zoo

Becky

Back Seat Dodge

Front Seat

Floozy

Generous Member

Junior Skank

Digital Forest

Otherworld

Killing Trees

Party Girl

Hog Friend

Pain In the Neck

Phuckin' Dream

South Pork

All My Muffin

F-Stop

One Night Stand 

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