something funny from Jennifer

No, You're an Old Joke!

> >        Subject: Useless, but interesting FACTS

       1.  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

> >        2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

> >        3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.  (O.M.G.!)

> >        4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> >        (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

> >        5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
> >        (Creepy.)
> >        (I'm still not over the pig.)

> >        6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> >        (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

> >        7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> >        ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

> >        8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
> >        (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

> >        9.   The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >        (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

> >        10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> >        (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

> >        11. Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >        (Something I always wanted to know.)

> >        12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> >        (Hmmmmmm........)

> >        13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
> >        (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

> >        14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> >        (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

> >        15. A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >        (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

> >        16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >        (I know some people like that.)
> >
> >        17. Starfish have no brains.
> >        (I know some people like that too.)

> >        18. Polar bears are left-handed.
> >        (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

> >        19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> >        (What about that pig??)