Rules, Laws, and Restrictions: The New Society

#1. No chocolate or dessert ads of any kind after 8 p.m.

#2. No names such as Wild Ferret, Backhoe, or Bunny Bacon allowed on the internet after hours.

#3. No Smoky Motor Cars

It's the New Society. All will be well, after dark. Remember, only the New Society will protect you. Only the New Society.

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only the New Society will protect you

I already feel safer. Very Orwellian in a madcap sort of way. *

Jerry Ratch, Apr 04, 2012

Right. Our job is to make everyone feel safer.
Yours, kindly,
Geo.

Sally Houtman, Apr 05, 2012

I don't want to feel safer. I like my evenings like I like my men, scrappy, lawless, and slightly feral.

I will not stand for the New Society.

Step aside.

There's a new sheriff in town.

Jerry Ratch, Apr 05, 2012

Yo! Sassy!
Get in the patrol car, right now!

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