Maybe I'm Not Totally Non-Violent

You said, "Jolene had three children (don't ask what I was thinking) and worked as a waitress at an Italian restaurant on St. Charles Road."

I knew this woman would come up eventually. She used to wait on us at Villa Nova, while a bunch of us sat drinking coffee in one of the booths for hours. 

She was married to a really nice guy. She actually hired me to baby-sit her 3 kids while she went out with you. Bet the stupid bitch got a real laugh out of that!

I am totally non-violent, but this vile piece of trash better not cross my path again. I still have a score to settle.

Ok, so maybe I'm not totally non-violent...