by Jerry Ratch
Call me anything but Ishmael.
Call me Enamel.
Call me Rust.
Call me Rose Quartz
if you must.
For God's sake
call me Motor Oil!
But do not, ever,
call me Ishmael.
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Okay, you're Rust. Happy now?
What have you done with Sally? Bring back Sally! We want Sally! Sally for President! No one else is doing a good job. Bring back Sally! Bring back Sally!
Sally who?
She sounds pretty awesome.
Oh, hey - that Sally person just messaged me. Told me to call you Ishmael.
What a b***h.
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