Let's tamper with the language.
Let's make up new words and keep using them and spreading them until they become part of the lexicon. A hundred years from now, etymologists will write, “Colloquially used in south central Alabama in the early 21st century. From the Latin root ‘fugere,' to fuck without restraint.”
Let's force feed teenagers on street corners our esoteric spellings so that they look up from their tablets/iPhones/Androids and still their fingers for an instant and say, ‘For real?'
Let's campaign against any politician, regardless of dogma, who misuses words, even one time. Our demands: Don't mangle what is beautiful. Shut your pie hole if you can't speak coherently.
We will be the one-eyed men in the land of the blind, the sooth-sayers, and the scriveners.
You will stand up at the dais during testimonial dinners and let fly with a poem. People will dance to your words.
We will restore language to its rightful place as a conveyance for wisdom and passion. Supreme Court justices will write clearly, for they will fear our wrath.
No word will ever be considered ‘dirty' unless it is mangled by those who should know better.
Start now.
Make lists.
Call long-lost friends.
Say what needs saying. Raise hell.
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Heard some people who are running for office, and they misused words and were scary-stupid. I want writers to rule the world. When will it be our turn?
This is brillarvelous.
See...I'm starting already - that's 'brilliant+marvelous".
You read it here first, folks. Any subsequent use of that word must have direct attribution back to yours truly.
(Mind you, I've read a lot of self-proclaimed professional 'writers' who can't use words properly....)
*, Gita. I support your well-founded, well-written manifesto – wholeheartedly..
Suggested POA (plan of action):
First, we kill all the text-ers.
Then, we go after the malaprop-sters.
Here's another one (it's David James' fault):
Apostrolypse
The complete annihilation of anyone who misuses apostrophes.
Yet another -
Adjectomy
The removal of unnecessary adjectives.
(I could do this all day. I'll stop now.)
Yes, Crotalus. It'll take us, the anarchists, to save the English language. Welcome.Thanks for signing on to our cause. This is posilutely the only way.
We will heretofore be referred to as
Gramnarchists.
Crotalus: 'heretofore' means what went before. I believe you meant 'henceforth?'
(Jayzuz, what have I started?)
Damn. I just looked it up. You're right. I took it to mean 'from here forward".
You are providing a vital and necessary public service, Ms Smith.
I hitherto step down as candidate for president of your club.
And I *know* hitherto is also the wrong word.
It was a *Joke*!
You tell em, Gita.*
"Start now.
Make lists.
Call long-lost friends.
Say what needs saying. Raise hell."
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Good for you, Gita! Can you hear me applauding? A+ / *.
Damn right.
Raise some more hell. You do it exquisitely. *
yes
Good piece.
I assent.
*
If manifesto is the kind of writing it is, then it is about the beginning of something rather than the end of something. It is a call to heart rather than a marching order. It shows a vision that sees straight! *
Hell yes!