Male Pattern Invocation

by Gary Hardaway

Ye gods may take my hair
in shampooed clumps each shower

in classic demonstration
of male pattern baldness

but I pray, ye gods, that sense
not follow down the drain

in the much more terrorizing display
of male pattern stupidity

as seen so often on TV
in the House and at Fox News.

It's a shit for brains apocalypse
across the USA.