Hyde Confronts Jekyll’s Position on a Current Affair
by Gary Hardaway
Jekyll would seek to sit and reason with the twits
strutting self-righteously outside Planned Parenthood.
They carry the usual, inflammatory, dumbfuck photos
of fetuses and crude placards urging “de-funbing.”
Their spelling is atrocious. They are idiots.
I would fly drones with hydrochloric acid sprays
over their squadrons and watch the disfigurement
begin. I love disfigurement and the shrieks
of stupid human pain they liberate through the air
like dissonant songs. Jekyll wants progress
through reason and persuasion. I just want
to punish passionate shit bags who piss me off.