How to pick up women.
by Adam Sifre
The easiest and most legal way to pick up a woman is to take a single, writer friend with you to a bar.
While there, look for the woman you are interested in. Her? Are you sure? Okay then.
Next, tell your writer friend that the woman keeps looking at him when he's not looking.
"Dude, she is totally in to you!"
Then when your writer friend's confidence is high enough, tell him to chat her up.
Next, let them talk, but keep your ears open.
As soon as he tells her that he's a writer, introduce yourself and mention that you are a doctor.
This will also work if you pretend to be a lawyer, a plumber, or sanitation worker.
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It's a teaser. You have to pay 9.95 for the true secret.
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I hit the star button -- so, fave -- but it could be a little more air tight. I like the gist of it. It seems true and funny (except to the guy who's a writer). *
Works better in this presentation space, I think.
I'm all about the gist.
Cracked me up.*
The gist works for me, as does the form. (weeping now...) *
thanks for the advice. i'm very receptive to accepting the knowledge of those with experience. i really thank you and think this will help me in the future, especially if i accept that job teaching esl in seoul.
This would be a great format for a game show like "Let's Make a Deal" with actors portraying careers they are not in 'real life.' And if the pursued turns them down, they will whatever is behind DOOR #1, etc. Happy that you placed this into the threads. *