How to Have a Fulfilling Sexual Relationship with Your Own Parents (Part One)
by Smiley McGrouchpants
"Hi, I'm Alexander Payne. I hate sex. Don't get me wrong: it's a beautiful, fulfilling part of human experience, and it perpetuates the species — but, it creeps me out. I'd rather have sex with my parents! Yes, it's true: invoking the act is, maybe, 'Stage One' of actual coitus . . . so, why not 'talk dirty' with Mom and Dad? Why not . . . we're all so 'ribald,' nowadays . . . hey! I should make a movie about it!
"And the award goes to — "
"And the hoopla, esteem, time & energy are taken up by—"
OH DEAR LORD!
(MAKE IT STOP!)
RUNNING TIME: Variable, depending upon how much "mental space" you have,
available, to avoid it with!