"Natural Causes"

Repeat after me,
this Chevy Tahoe

is something to behold.

Flirt with the suburbs 

by renting a basement apartment, 

choke on

whatever is blooming behind the drywall, 

drown in the greatest flood

to happen this week, and 

pack what the wave didn't take. 

My condolences

to your lifetime of breathing big rig clouds.
sit with me on the overpass and 

watch the fossils bloom around our wild geese.
Repeat after me,
this Chevy Tahoe is something to behold.