Edward Ogle the Second

Bloom conditions,

doomsday kittens,

planned to anticipate.

Southern regions,

whoa coalitions,

paint the seascape.

Beta opinions,

tickle incisions,

nothing is homemade.

Custard perceptions,

new traditions,

you're a paper weight. 

Propaganda diorama.

Tricked into dancing with a phony MC Hammer.