Write me a Will you laughing boy,
assignment for all of my worldly goods.
No one will mourn me, remember or miss me,
but all are entranced by my toys
Write me a Will with a grin on your face,
to give away all of my things.
Sate the roaring crowd's appetite.
Usher them into the hollow place.
Write me a Will in your simpering style,
knowing it all comes to dust,
knowing that greed comes to rust.
Use all your decay to beguile.
Write me a Will you laughing boy.
Write me a Will with a grin on your face.
Write me a Will in your simpering style.
Pen me the joke with which heirs to annoy.