A Martyr
I've written of this and I've written of that,
Have scriven as you have it either that or this:
But if you strive against the wind when you decide to piss,
They say, you'll find up firing against your hat-
Like some old Brother who was broiled when he should have went,
Forsaking penance, for a chance to act his Order's liar:
His legacy that once he in the pot was pent,
He'd go down as the model, of a deep fat friar.
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Mesmerizing, love this, wow, One of the best pieces I've read on this site in a long time*
I agree with Samuel.
I also agree with samuel.
I agree with Samuel agreeing with Samuel agreeing with Samuel.
...gasp... (who's "Samuel?")
Beats me but I agree with him.
Gosh, that's a lot of Samuels.
Too many, at least in my mind.
Love this. "He'd go down as the model, of a deep fat friar." "*"
Thanks, Kyle. Thanks, guys. This was literally cooked up in about a minute, but I found it quite amusing. For some reason, the injustices against the Catholics under Henry VIII was playing on my mind and for some reason I thought it a good idea to toss eight lines off purely to make an egregious pun.
"the model of a deep fat friar."
Ha! Good pun.