U R Doomed

The women in my neighborhood are more frightened of gluten than they are of ISIS. They were nothing but yoga pants and refuse to wait in line.*

Chris, you must live in a a very upscale neighborhood.

Thanks for the response.

We're all doomed but it's Friday; let's drink! haha

I'm with Emily.*

Makes me think of Robert Smith singing "It's Friday- I'm in love"
somehow.

If it's possible to die laughing, I'll choose that over glutenization. *

"Five to one
One in five
No one here gets out alive
You get yours
I'll get mine
Gonna make it
If we try"

The Doors

*

Dark, but true.*

Thanks to all for your responses.

This is the end. Good work, Gary. *

Thank you, John.