D. H. Lawrence of Suburbia
by Bill Yarrow
He's bald.
He's a day trader.
He drives an Infiniti.
He owns a boat.
He enjoys Paintball.
He's a fierce independent.
He watches Manswers.
He's got a rheumatologist.
He likes the Dolphins.
He vacations in Thailand.
He takes Cialis.
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Author's Note
This poem appears in PANK 4
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If his wife looks D.H.'s Frieda,
He could save what he spends on Levitra.
He showed up for a date with Sarah Palin
He brought his guns
Con,
Alas, she divorced him in the '70s.
Come on, Bill!
NOBODY likes the Dolphins.
What's wrong with taking Levitra? Even day traders deserve a little love.