Dear Mouth

Dear Mouth,

It was brought to our attention that, on several occasions, you were seen vigorously screaming blasphemies at inanimate objects due to actions that were no fault but your own. For example, the curb you tripped over last Saturday, is not, by any means, a motherfucking whore.

We would like to remind you that your demeanor is a reflection of us as a whole.

Moving forward, please carry yourself with a certain level of professionalism through our day to day activities.

This is a written warning and should be taking very seriously. If this behavior continues, further disciplinary action will be taken.

Sincerely,

The Brain