The High Price Of Wisdom
Billy took acid and blatzed into a 7-11, holding his dick like he hoped the store guy would think the thing was an Uzi.
The guy laughed his ass off, reached under the counter, and pulled out a .38 Special.
Sadder but wiser, Billy decided to stick with the weed, assuming he ever made bail.
The guy laughed his ass off, reached under the counter, and pulled out a .38 Special.
Sadder but wiser, Billy decided to stick with the weed, assuming he ever made bail.
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Author's Note
The author notes that they designated the word count as 56. That's because they counted the hyphenated 7-11 as two words, which is wrong.
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So funny and so sad! "Sadder but wiser..." Surely. One hopes.
Way cool, Rob.
Big smile. Even in a wee 55 words, you still pack a punch.