Man Cave / Jane Austen

by Jonathan Ashworth

Men eat burgers, they jump up and down on the patio chairs.  They ride horses through the living room and the horses leave poop everywhere.  Men are awful, they are crowding into the man cave to ride their horses.  The women are reading chick lit very fast.  They are reading chick lit so fast that Jane Austen catches fire.   The men run out of the man cave, shouting, and throw buckets of water over everything.  “That chick lit sure is dangerous,” says one.